thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

(via fallout1975)

grilledcheeseextreme:

becoming-badass:

my heart melted in two seconds

cUTENESS ERMAHGOD

(via anus-nazi)

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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(via indiepunkrock)

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

when my parents told me not to talk to people on the internet they made it seem like people would want to talk to me

(via nightmares101)

corntroversy:

neptunain:

people are going to start walking around with unlit cigarettes after this dumb fucking movie premiers i just know it

fun game: sneak up behind them with lighters and watch the fuckers choke

(via nightmares101)

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

family guy is so important all the time

(via laughawayeternity)

celticlokean:

supershawarmalock:

mmeadowss:

parenting done right

Never not reblog Morticia Addams

I love the expression on her face in the last one. “Can you believe she was going to use such a small blade?”

(via clolphin)

(via getmads)

imtrulytiff:

imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

IM IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS AND LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD WHILE THE TEACHER WAS TALKING ABOUT PRESIDENTIAL PROBLEMS OOPS

(via forever-without-you)

elusivemulatto:

tell a grown ass man “no” n watch him revert to age 5 behavior

(via cumfort)

chekhov:

In middle school i kept adding myself to my school’s wikipedia page under Notable Alumni and they kept removing me

(via mitchahoy)