also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”
- friends: i need a new profile picture
- me: i need a new face
- Client: You're writing a THESIS about Twilight and The Hunger Games? *laughs condescendingly*
- Me: I'll have you know my work is really groundbreaking and I'm entering into a very intense discussion on the importance of youth in the dismantling of the cisheteropatriarchy.
- Client: Of the what...?
- Me: You mean to tell me you can't figure out what a paper about kids' books is about? Wow, dude, maybe you should read more.